QUEENSLAND UNIVERSITY REGIMENT

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August 2009
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          August 2009

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President's Report

 

Since the last newsletter there have been few activities apart from the administrative preparation for the Annual General Meeting and Dinner. It is the 25th year of QURA and this year we intend to celebrate that milestone at the AGM.

The AGM is Friday 11 September at the United Service Club. For the guest speaker presentation this year we have asked the three major players in the establishment of the Association to reflect on the beginnings. These reflective views will be led by Chaplain Len Eacott. He will be supported by Ian Bunce and Sam Harrison.  I look forward to hearing from them and being able to see how far we have come since then.

This AGM will be even more special if members encourage colleagues to attend and catch up with old friends. I ask all members to go out of their way to attend and contact their peers in an effort to make it a reunion worthy of our 25th year. We have worked hard to negotiate a reasonable cost ($65) for the dinner as an encouragement to attend.  Let us make it a special occasion.

You are all aware that the meeting must consider reports on the past year and also we must elect members to form an executive management committee. I ask members to consider nominating for these executive positions. Should you require any assistance with your nomination please contact me (phone home 3345 2754, or mobile 0407143289) and I will arrange for the administrative procedures to be completed. There are nomination forms on the Forms Page of our website.

As this newsletter coincides with the Royal National Association “Ekka”, I have included some historical items of the time when QUR provided an honour guard for the opening of the show. In 1950, the Navy was to provide the honour guard but due to late minute operational requirements they were not available. QUR had been training for another ceremonial occasion and were asked to replace the Navy. The newspaper reports congratulated the Regiment for their magnificent effort. I am sure all members will agree that we are fortunate to be able to access historical items such as these. It really does demonstrate the importance of our efforts to preserve history. With this in mind, I appeal to all to look at the historical items you may have (photos, old newsletters etc) and forward copies to me so I can continue the collection and preservation of QUR's history.

I also invite members to just write a few lines on one “reflection” of your service. It can just be a comment such as “Does anyone remember camps at Greenbank in winter when the water in the fire bucket forms a layer of ice over night? What about trying to roll the tent flaps in the morning when the skin around your fingertips are damaged by the cold stiff canvas.”? Just a few lines from all will be greatly appreciated. Do you have any old photos? I am desperately trying to get some old copies of the annual camp newsletters. Please remember that much of the recorded history of the Regiment was destroyed in the Brisbane floods.  If we can access any of your personal history from QUR, we will take copies and return the originals back to you.


Whilst reading this newsletter please take time to consider what contribution that you can make to its ongoing publication.  I'm sure members will agree with me that the personal articles that appear from time to time bring back wonderful memories of time served in QUR. The website really displays the Regimental Association well.

 

I would also like to thank the outgoing Executive Management Committee for their work over the past year.  Although many of our committee meetings are conducted using virtual reality, they perform their duties professionally and with great enthusiasm.

Our memorabilia is still available for purchase. We would like to expand the number of items available but have to balance the quantity available so we do not commit too many of our finances holding stock for sale.

QURA will be represented at the Mid Year Officer Graduation function to present some prizes to recognize excellence in the study of the military art.


Recently we have been working to update our membership records. We have been checking the accuracy of contact addresses/phone numbers. Additionally we have been encouraging members to support the Association financially through their membership contributions. The only “real” source of income which we use to purchase prizes and to collect and maintain of historical collections are the membership dues. I am sure you would agree that the cost of $10 is very small but it assists us to continue with the work of the association. We will be continuing the membership checking. It will be greatly appreciated if you would reply to our correspondence so we can make sure we have accurate records. Regularly we receive comments from members who are able to catch up with old friends through our records. We do maintain members confidentiality by not directly releasing information but do contact our members to see if they want to catch up with old friends.

Finally I again appeal to all to encourage your colleagues to celebrate the 25th Anniversary of the Association to attend the AGM. Please see the enclosed information about the dinner meeting. Again we ask that members note that if you indicate that you will attend and find that you do not attend at late notice you will be expected to pay for the dinner. With the limited funds of the Association we cannot afford to make such a loss. We have to verify numbers to the Club four days before, and can adjust at that time but in the last few days we are committed to your payment.

I look forward to your attendance and strongly encourage you to contact your friends also. It will be a good night.
 

 

 

 

CO's Report August 2009

 

 

 

 


                            LTCOL O'Brien's August report will be posted when received

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Scientia ac Labore

Tim O'Brien
Lieutenant Colonel
Commanding Officer
Queensland University Regiment

 

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Photos from QURA Archives

HMAS Australia was to provide the Honour guard for the RNA opening August 1950.  However it was diverted to Antarctica to pick up a doctor suspected having appendicitis.  QUR, at short notice, was ordered to provide the guard.  It had provided a guard to open Parliament a week earlier so was prepared to undertake the task.In spite of the short notice the guard was provided by QUR and was complimented by the Inspecting Officer LTGEN Sir John Lavarack.

It is interesting that in the weeks prior to the RNA a national Australian Rules football carnival was held at the RNA. Due to the wet and chopped up surface the grass in the centre of the ring was removed and all the surface was replaced by granite. You can see the granite surface in the photos

 

The guard marching on. CAPT Tom Parslow leading with LT John Scanlon and LT Jim Dunne

   

The inspection by the Governor of QLD, LTGEN Sir John Lavarack

   


The guard marching around the main ring of the RNA.

 

 

   

 

QUR First Annual Camp Wacol 1948 

 

   

    

Left to Right
John Freney, Cedric Axelson (Standing), Ross Bennett, Alby Wyatt, Phil Thompson, Guy Ethell, Jim See, Pat Shanahan

 

   
   

QUR First Bivouac, May 1948 at Wacol

 

QUR First Bivouac, May 1948 at Wacol

 

left to right

Wallace Brown, Peter Birla, John Pozzi

 

   
   

QUR Third Annual Camp at Pomona/Noosa in May/June 1951

 

MMG platoon training at Noosa……. Ouch!

 
   
The MMG platoon waiting for their move to Noosa
   
The campsite at Noosa showground.
   
   

Trooping of the Regimental Colour on 10 July 1982 at Wacol

 

The Commander 7th Brigade, Brigadier RI Harrison MBE ED presenting the Blamey Award to LTCOL AG Press RFD . The presentation of a ceremonial sword was in recognition of LTCOL Press achieving the top marks in the TAC 5 examination (Australia wide tactics exam for promotion to LTCOL).

 

   

 

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Correspondence from Members

Please note:  QURA receives emails/letters from time to time requesting contact details of members.  The current policy is if a fellow member requests contact with another member, the contact details are given without contacting the relevant member. 

Where contact is requested by a non-member, the contact is referred to the individual member to follow up the contact if they so desire.

 

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From:- Bill Beach
 

To:-  Peter Morton
 

Subject:-  The Zen of Sarcasm

 

Peter,

 

a couple maybe of worth for the newsletter

 

bb

 

The Zen of Sarcasm
 
01. D
o not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

02. T
he journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tyre.

03.
 It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

04. D
on't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

05. A
lways remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

06. N
ever test the depth of the water with both feet.

07. I
f you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
08. B
efore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

09
. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

10
.   Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

12
. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. S
ome days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. E
veryone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. T
he quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A
closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. D
uct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18..
 There are two theories to arguing with women... Neither one works.
19
. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20.  E
xperience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21
. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

                   AND
22
. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

 

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From:- George Fryberg
 

To:- Peter Morton
 

Subject:-  Re Funeral Notice

Peter,

 

I am in China and cannot attend.  I would be grateful if my condolences could be conveyed to the family.

 
Regards
George
 

Justice Fryberg
Supreme Court of Queensland
George St
BRISBANE


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From:- Norman Hoffman
 

To:- Peter Morton
 

Subject:-  Funeral Notice

 

Dear Peter

Thank you for informing me about the sad passing of Tom Parslow. He was, of course, my CO in QUR and, apart from that, my wife Jill (formerly Jill Rogers) worked in the Crown Law Office before our marriage and knew him well. A fine unassuming man with a ready ability to relate well to all.


 

Regards

Norman
 

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From:- Rod hardaker

 

To:- Peter Morton
 

Subject:-  Interesting WWII Story

Hi Peter,

Thought you and others might find this interesting.

Rod

 

Look carefully at the B-17 and note how shot up it is - one engine dead, tail, horizontal stabilizer and nose shot up.. It was ready to fall out of the sky. (This is a painting done by an artist from the description of both pilots many years later.) Then realize that there is a German ME-109 fighter flying next to it. Now read the story below. I think you'll be surprised......

 

Charlie Brown was a B-17 Flying Fortress pilot with the 379th Bomber Group at Kimbolton, England. His B-17 was called 'Ye Old Pub' and was in a terrible state, having been hit by flak and fighters. The compass was damaged and they were flying deeper over enemy territory instead of heading home to Kimbolton. 

After flying the B-17 over an enemy airfield, a German pilot named Franz Steigler was ordered to take off and shoot down the B-17. When he got near the B-17, he could not believe his eyes. In his words, he 'had never seen a plane in such a bad state'. The tail and rear section was severely damaged, and the tail gunner wounded. The top gunner was all over the top of the fuselage  The nose was smashed and there were holes everywhere. 

Despite having ammunition, Franz flew to the side of the B-17 and looked at Charlie Brown, the pilot. Brown was scared and struggling to control his damaged and blood-stained plane.

 

Aware that they had no idea where they were going, Franz waved at Charlie to turn 180 degrees. Franz escorted and guided the stricken plane to, and slightly over, the North Sea towards England. He then saluted Charlie Brown and turned away, back to Europe.  When Franz landed he told the CO that the plane had been shot down over the sea, and never told the truth to anybody. Charlie Brown and the remains of his crew told all at their briefing, but were ordered never to talk about it. 

More than 40 years later, Charlie Brown wanted to find the Luftwaffe pilot who saved the crew. After years of research, Franz was found. He had never talked about the incident, not even at post-war reunions.

They met in the USA at a 379th Bomber Group reunion, together with 25 people who are alive now - all because Franz never fired his guns that day.
 

 

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From:- Trevor Lutterell

 

To:- Peter Morton
 

Subject:-  Some Philosophical Questions

Peter,
 
For the Newsletter

     1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR ....

      2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

      3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE
      MONKEYS AND APES?

      4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS
WHERE  ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

      5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE
      SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE
      PURPOSE.

      6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

      7. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS
      HANDS WITH SOAP?

      8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL
HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

      9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

      10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'

      11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN
      ENDANGERED PLANT?

      12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

      13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

      14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID
SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

      15. If A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

      16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

      17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY STILL TELL HIM HE HAS
THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

      18. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

      19. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER
      PEOPLE.

      20. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

      21. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

      22. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE
HUNGRY?

      23. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

      24. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN
IT?

      25. WHY ARE HAEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HAEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF
ASSTEROIDS'?

      26. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

      27. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM
 

Regards,

 Trevor

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From:- Bruce Davis

 

To:- Peter Morton
 

Subject:-  Always Late

Don was in his early 50's, retired and starting a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late.

 But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.

"Don, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome.'

"Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Army.   What did they say if you came in late there?"

"Good morning, General."
 

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From:- John Chapuis

To:- Peter Morton
 

Subject:-  Re QURA Newsletter

 

For the record I found the quotes about the French ( May news letter) to be pretty offensive.. I would have expected we had progressed beyond this sort of public display of racist sentiments and jibes

 

Will try and make the Regimental Dinner next year with a bit of luck.

 

Cheers

 

John

 

 

Jean-Michel Chapuis

LTCOL
RPDE / CIED TF Industry Liaison
 

*Editor - Thanks for the feed back, John!

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From:- Trevor Luttrell

 

To:- Peter Morton
 

Subject:-  Global Threat Levels

 

Peter,

This one may be worth putting in the newsletter - Hopefully it won't offend anyone!!

     The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their
       security level  from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

       Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to        "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been
       "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"
       to a "Bloody Nuisance."
       The last time the British issued a  "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

       The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two
       higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed
       France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

       It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout
       loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and
       "Change Sides."

       The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing
       Marching Songs.." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

       Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling
       out of Brussels .

       The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass
       bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

       Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

       And at a local level...

       New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the
       airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime
       Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shut, I hope Austrulia will come end
       riscue us".

        In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position
       called "Bondi".

       Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation
       levels remain, "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". There
       has not yet been a situation that has warranted the use of the final escalation level.

 

*Editor - Hope this passes the John Chapuis censorship test!!!



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From:- Mal Try

To:- Peter Morton
 

Subject:-  Re Rare photo of the 1940 Tour de France

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Where are they now?

The following `mug shots` were taken on a QUR course but the course details and the given names of the soldiers have been lost. 

It would be appreciated if members can reply to Trevor Luttrell or Peter Morton with names and contact details of any former soldiers pictured below who are not current members of QURA.

 

?? Thompson Dick White (Member)
?? Story JE White
?? Wills JDL White
?? Rounsefell Peter Reid
?? O'Neil ?? O'Rourke
?? Porter ?? Porter
Charlie Brabazon (Non Current Member) ?? McDonnell
?? Kay Geoff Haigh (Non Current member)
?? Long ?? Hooper
Terry Gygar (Member) ?? Davies
?? Anderson ?? Marken
?? Kaleski ?? Hargreaves
?? Dinnen ?? Buckridge
Neil Munro (Member) Ian Kayler-Thompson
Richard Holroyd ?? Carroll
?? Glynn Tony Glynn
John Chapman ?? Murphy
?? Lavery ?? Hood
?? Oliver Frank Quinton
   

 

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QURA AGM - 2009

 

The Annual General Meeting for the QUR Association will be held at the United Service Club, Wickham Terrace, Brisbane on the evening of Friday 11 September 2009 at 1900 for 1930 hours.  We will be celebrating the 25th anniversary of QURA so the management committee would like all members to make every effort to attend. 

 

If you know of any former members of QUR that have been part of QURA, please invite them along to this memorable 25th anniversary dinner.

 

The committee has worked hard to obtain a very reasonable price for the evening - $65.  The price will include limited pre-dinner drinks with a 3 course meal that includes wine and port.

 

The guest speakers will be the main instigators in the formation of QURA - Chaplain Len Eacott, LTCOL Ian Bunce and BRIG Sam Harrisonhas not yet been confirmed but  will be announced in the August Newsletter.

 

RSVP 7 Sep 09


EMAIL reply to the membership Registrar
(Peter Morton ).

Name: ________________________________________________________________
 

  • I will be attending the Association’s Annual General Meeting Dinner to be held at the United Service Club, Wickham Terrace, Brisbane on the evening of Friday 11 September 2009 at 1900 for 1930 hours.

I understand that from 8 September 2009 should I later find that I cannot attend, I will be liable to pay for the function.

  •  I regret that I am unable to attend.  Please tender my apology.
     

For members with internet banking, a payment of $65.00 may be made direct to the QURA Bank Account.
Details are BSB 064 129, Account 0090 4500, Account Name QUR Association Inc.  Please ensure your name is supplied in the payment details.

If you wish to pay by cash or cheque, please pay on the night.
 

 

 

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!!

ADD A BIT OF NEW BLOOD TO OUR AGEING EXECUTIVE,
NOMINATE TO BE A PART OF THE QURA MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE

Fill out the Committee Nomination form (Click here) and email to Peter Morton

 

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War Quotes

Thou shall not kill.

Exodus 20.xii
 

Tribeless, lawless, homeless is he, who loves horrid civil war.

Homer 8th century BC

 

Learn to obey before you command.

Solon of Athens 638-559 BC
 

War is the father of all things.

Heraclitus 6th Century BC
 

There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.

Sun Tzu 490 BC
 

War prefers its victims young.

Sophocles 496-406 BC
 

An army of deer led by a lion is more feared than an army of lions led by a deer.

Chabrias 410-357 BC
 

Only those defences are good, certain and durable, which depend on yourself alone and your own ability.

Niccolo Machiavelli 1469-1527
 

Coin is the sinews of war.

Francois Rabelais 1494-1533
 

Who rules the sea will shortly rule the land.

Khar Ad-Din (Barbarossa) 1546
 

One of the virtues of the bow is that you can see the arrows in flight and correct your aim accordingly, whereas gunshot cannot be seen. You must appreciate the importance of this.

Miyamoto Musashi 1548-1645
 

Good engineers are so scarce, that one must bear with their humours and forgive them because we cannot be without them.

Lord Gallway, Massue de Ruvigny 1648-1720
 

Whose bosom bears not in his country’s cause.

Alexander Pope 1688-1744
 

One of the difficulties in civil war is, that more art is required to know what should be concealed from our friends that what ought to be done against our enemies.

Philip Dormer Stanhope. Lord Chesterfield 1694-1773
 

The true strength of a prince consists not so much in his ability to conquer his neighbours, but in their inability to conquer them.

Charles- Louis de Secondat Montesquieu 1689-1755
 

The terror of the atom age is not the violence of the new power but the speed of man’s adjustment to it- the speed of his acceptance. Already bombproofing is on approximately the same level as mothproofing.

E.B. White 1954
 

Some day science may have the existence of mankind in its power and the human race commit suicide by blowing up the world.

Henry Adams 1862
 

Cease firing, but if any planes appear, shoot them down in a friendly fashion.

William F Halsey, message to the 3rd Fleet, 15 August 1945
 

History will absolve me.

Fidel Castro 1953
 

We’re eyeball to eyeball, and the other fellow just blinked.

Dean Rusk, remark during the Cuban Missile Crisis 1962
 

Oh, you can’t do that, that’s private property: you’ll be asking me to bomb the Ruhr next.

Sir Kingsley Wood 1939 when referring to the idea of setting the Black Forest on fire with incendiary bombs (the Ruhr was Germany’s heartland and the basis of its war machine).

 

Things to Think About


The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut your odds and take a bomb.
Benny Hill


Open your mouth only to change feet.

Stanley Ralph Ross
 

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Will Rogers
 

Talk low, talk slow and don’t say much.

John Wayne

 

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.

Claude Cockburn (1904-1981)
 

Always be sincere, even when you don’t mean it.

Irene Peter

 

A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory.

Anonymous
 

 

 

 GOVT is a four letter word
 

A FOOL and his money are soon elected.
 

PSYCHIATRY is the care of the id by the odd.
 

A LAWYER is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.
 

ANY fool can consult, and many of them do.
 

A HOSPITAL is a place where they wake you at five o’clock in the morning to give you a sleeping pill.
 

NEVER wish a doctor a prosperous New Year.
 

YOU can tell the sex of a chromosome by taking down its genes.
 

WOMEN like simple things in life, like men.
 

WHAT do you say when you meet God and he sneezes.
 

WHAT do you call an Aussie with half a brain? Gifted!

 

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matter into his own hands.
 

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
 

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons.
 

Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
 

The hardness of butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
 

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
 

Without geometry, life is pointless.
 

Why is that wrong numbers are never busy.
 

A good pun is its own ‘reword’.
 

Always borrow from a pessimist, he never expects anything back.
 

Plan to live forever or die trying.
 

If you’re into pottery, does that mean you like ‘kiln time’.
 

If you were a dyslexic atheist with insomnia, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog?
 

 

Quotable Quotes

 

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise..
Gore Vidal


If someone gives you so called advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times.
Anselm Feuerbach (1829-1880)


I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry S Truman

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FUNCTIONS - 2009

 

Back to the Regiment          Friday 6 March 2009
Anzac Day                           Saturday 25 April 2009
Regimental Dinner              Saturday 9 May 2009 (TBC) - By Invitation from QUR

AGM                                    Friday 11 September 2009 - ( 1900Hrs for 1930Hrs)

Christmas Function             Friday 4 December 2009 - 5.30 PM (TBC)

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MEMBERSHIP DUES - PAYMENT REMINDER

 Please check the Members Page to ensure that your membership is current.

If you pay your membership fees on a year by year basis payment is now due for 2009.

PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO PERUSE THE Members Page AND CHECK THE ENTRIES WITH AN ADDRESS FLAG OF `N`.  WE HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH THESE MEMBERS AND REQUIRE EITHER AN EMAIL ADDRESS OR POSTAL ADDRESS TO RE-ESTABLISH CONTACT

Membership status codes are:

  • SMEMB - Special Member (no fees)

  • LMEMB - Life Member (no fees)

  • PUOM - Paid Up Ordinary member (no fees but can transfer to 10 year membership for $50)

  • NEW - New member (no membership fees received as yet)

  • 2005 - 201? membership fees paid to year indicated

  • 199? - 2006 membership fees due for 2007

Annual dues are $10 and a 10 year paid-up membership can be had for $70.  

Cheques should be forwarded to:

The Treasurer

QUR Association

24 Walcott Street,

St Lucia 4067

For those members with internet banking, payments may be made direct to the QURA Bank Account.

Details are BSB 064 129, Account 0090 4500, Account Name QUR Association Inc

Please ensure your name is supplied in the payment details.

 

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EMAIL ADDRESSES

The Executive Committee encourages all members to provide a current email address to allow quick and easy communication of important notifications and reminders of upcoming events. 

If you know of any ex-members of QUR who are not in the association, please contact the Membership Registrar (Peter Morton) with any contact details that you have.

THE ASSOCIATION WILL ONLY CONTINUE TO EXIST BY RECRUITING NEW MEMBERS

For members wishing to provide a new email address, please send an email to Peter Morton  to ensure your address is received and entered onto our contact list.

 

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HISTORY OF QUR

Have you considered purchasing a copy of the History of QUR magnificently complied and edited by Paul Smith?

It contains 128 pages of stories, photographs and has a coloured badged cover.

          COST :            $15 per copy.

What about a CD containing over 100 images of the history of the Regiment.

COST :            $10 per copy.

Why not treat yourself to a copy or buy copies for your friends.  These are collectors items so don't miss out.

How to purchase copies:

Ring                        Trevor Luttrell      0437 442 964

Email                    trevor.luttrell
 

Send your payment to:

The Treasurer, QUR Association, 24 Walcott Street, St Lucia Q 4067.

For those members with internet banking, payments may be made direct to the QURA Bank Account.

Details are BSB 064 129, Account 0090 4500, Account Name QUR Association Inc

Please ensure your name is supplied in the payment details.

 

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Association Office Bearers

 

Position Name Bus Hrs A/Hrs Email
President Trevor Luttrell 3422 8658 0437 442 964 Trevor Luttrell
Vice President Paul Smith 3221 1275 0417 629 885 Paul Smith
Secretary/Treasurer Bruce Davis 3622 1777 3878 2920 Bruce Davis
Membership Secretary Peter Morton 0419 484 736 3114 2010 Peter Morton
         
Committee Members Greg Adams 3264 5544 0418 744 678 Greg Adams
  Col Ahern 3896 9510 3278 1862 Col Ahern
  Chris Backstrom 3863 9238 3359 6262 Chris Backstrom
  Garry Collins   3359 5993 Garry Collins
  Ruth Kassulke 3119 9789 3314 6818 Ruth Kassulke
  David Ross 3227 6974 0402 904 204 David Ross
  Mal Try   3278 3393 Mal Try

 

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